HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Well I feel like I fell off the effin planet over here at CS. I dearly miss my beloved BSM and wondered if they even remembered me lol. I have a lot of catching up to do, reading is a passion I'll enjoy. Nothing too major going on in my life that warrants some ranting. Just taking the sunshine one day at a time and enjoying a new life with harmony and peace. What do ya know? It really does exist. Got some inner and outter demons worked out on my sabatical from CS and now I feel great. Schools about to start, I need to find a job ASAP, my kids are growing like weeds and trying to do every activity in the area to wear me down, my boyfriend is sincerely the greatest guy I've ever met, and I have my best friend Crystal back. My daughter will graduate AIT soon and be off to airborn school, she got accepted. She won't be home until October now. I miss her greatly. The boy is captain of 3 out of 4 teams on the football team. He towers over me now at 5'9 155 lbs. Where did my baby boy go? Coming to grips with that reality, not fun. The lil girl is Hannah Montana crazy, nuff said. Bryan's lil ones are warming up nicely to me since I went to the zoo with them and their mom. So that about does it, I think I'll upload a couple pics too. Life is good but my mind still wonders to yall over here. Love and kisses to my peeps.

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Alrighty, I'm starting to upload pics from the south. This was when Jessica took me to her family's place out on the island and I got to partake in some crabbing. It was hella fun! I really appreciated her taking me to her favorite place. It was absolutely beautiful. It was hit hard by the hurricane but they have fixed it back up real nice. Thanks Jessica!

I'm home!!!! Louisiana was basass! I have so much catching up to do with yall. Give me til the weekend. Have a fantastic day peeps!

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